MOST FUCKED-UP PERSON ALIVE

TELLS ALL

The Autobiography of Being Pissed Off

297 pages
ISBN : 0-922950-13-X
A Cognitec/3rd Force Book

Copyright (c) 1995 Cognitec/3rd Force Software, Inc.

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As of June 09, 1995:

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4. Chapters 17-20

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Section:
1. Chapters 1-7
2. Chapters 8-12
3. Chapters 13-16
4. Chapters 17-20

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Estimated completion date: June 30, 1995

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