| We’re
stumped by this patent. The absurd staff has been discussing it for days and we still
don’t know the answer. We just can’t figure out who gets the "Dummy
Award" for this patent. Are the ducks sooo stupid that if a hunter holds up a cheesy
cutout they will be duped into dropping anchor. Or, is the hunter dumb enough to believe
that the ducks really are that dumb? |
Or maybe the
inventor should receive the "Bozo Award" for spending his hard earned cash to
patent this faux fowl? And, we have believe that by the time you drop your big bird
silhouette and raise your gun to the skies, you will have scared off even the dullest of
ducks. P.S. For more absurd
patents, don't forget to visit the absurd archive - click here |
http://totallyabsurd.com/duckshield.htm (Internet on a CD, 07/1998)
