| Are you
going on a fishing trip any time soon? Looking forward to trolling for fish on a yacht
with nice weather, good food and great friends, but you're dreading the laborious task of
hauling your catch out of the water? Well listen up lazy, because this fishing apparatus
invented in 1972 is your guarantee that you won't have to get out of your seat all day
long! A gigantic
balloon floats on the water surface above your baited hook. When you feel a pull on your
line, press the button on your fishing pole and balloon instantaneously fills with gas and
hopefully hooks your fish. |
|
You will
watch in awe as your denizen of the deep is pulled effortlessly out of the water and
suspended into mid-air. Now, Ahab, you can comfortably reel in you catch - OUT OF THE AIR!
Better reel it in fast; sea gulls may swarm to devour your hanging fish, or sharks may
leap out of the water to chomp your trophy (talk about the one that got away)! Hey, sounds
like fun for the whole family to enjoy. |
http://totallyabsurd.com/flyingfish.htm (Internet on a CD, 07/1998)
