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today's health conscious age, gardening and growing your own vegetables has become
commonplace. If you are tired of your fruits and vegetables looking exactly like
your neighbor's produce, then this fruit mold was made just for you! Patented in 1989,
this mold allows fruits and vegetables to grow into a wide variety of astonishing
configurations and desired fanciful shapes, including the human head! Don't worry, the
details of hair, eyebrows, the nose and mouth are reproduced with amazing accuracy. |
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There are
no special growing conditions required for your produce. Simply place the growing
vegetable inside the transparent mold. Ultimately the vegetable expands so that it
completely fills the entire mold cavity. Soon you will have a Sylvester Stallone squash, a
David Hasselhoff zucchini, or a Clark Gable gourd head. Just think of the compliments you
will receive at your next dinner party when you serve a pumpkin in the shape of Ernest
Borginine's head! Talk about a delicacy. |
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