Ski Tutor - Totally Absurd

	So, you want to learn to ski? Are all of your friends migrating to Vale, while you're left in the lurch due to a complete lack of ability? Tradition dictates that the best way to learn to ski is to get out on the slopes and practice! Hey, forget about fresh air, beautiful views and fresh powdered snow. This invention patented in 1985 will teach you how to ski in the most absurd way possible!				Strap yourself into the harness attached to the moveable frame. This will provide balance when you inevitably stumble and fall over. Next, slide your feet into the imitation skis and glide your feet forward and backward. The fun just never stops. Now you know the training secret of Olympiad skiers (shhhh)!