| We labeled this
invention a Mouse Puppet but the inventor calls it "a recreational device for
providing co-participatory activity for a pet owner and a pet". Wow, sounds like an
attorney may have been involved. If
you play mousy with your cat, you soon discover that Fur Ball is a carnivore and your
hands are fair game. Biting and scratching are all part of the fun and if you can’t
take the heat, get out of the hot tub (or something like that). |
Anyway, now you
can co-participate and keep all of your digits intact with the Mouse Puppet. Your hands
operate the toy mice safely from below the fake mouse grass and Fur Ball can be the terror
that she imagines herself to be.
P.S. For more absurd patents, don't
forget to visit the absurd archive - click here |
http://totallyabsurd.com/mousepuppet.htm (Internet on a CD, 07/1998)
