Shoulder Saddle - Totally Absurd

'shoulder saddle'

1972 USA patent 3,698,806

Does your tiny tyke like to ride on your shoulders but you find it hard to hang on to fidgety feet? Have you recently discovered that your neck is starting to get a little diaper rash? Then you need the Shoulder Saddle!

The saddle’s plastic yoke fits over your head and the breast plate and back plate evenly distributes the load. The breast plate also makes an effective kick guard. Now if you can just get your petite passenger to understand that slapping your ears repeatedly doesn’t mean "go faster"!

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