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The upside of
riding a motorcycle is the feeling of complete freedom. You can feel the wind in your hair
as you ride, unencumbered by the confines of a car. But if you crash into something while
cruising down the road, the bike stops and you are sent flying through the air. The
downside of your complete freedom is Newton’s Law of Gravity. What goes up, must come
down. You will quickly come to a crashing, painful halt. |
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But wait…if
you had strapped on your Crash Wings this morning, our story could have had a happy
ending. When you were ejected from the motorcycle, a para-wing popped open and it’s
lifting action glides you away from the crash site and floats you back to earth safely.
Holy Batwing, Robin !
P.S. For more absurd patents, don't
forget to visit the absurd archive - click here |
http://totallyabsurd.com/crashwing.htm (Internet on a CD, 07/1998)
