| OK, we have a
confession to make. This invention isn’t really a bulletproof butt protector, but it
is used to protect your back side. The butt guard is made of resilient, shock absorbing
plastic and foam and is secured at the waist with an adjustable belt. |
We’re not
sure if it was designed to prevent embarrassing buttocks and hip injuries while
skateboarding or designed to embarrass skateboarders with it’s delightful appearance.
We have to question the riders priorities here, there’s no helmet to protect the
brain bucket but the butt is bound for bouncing.
P.S. For more absurd patents, don't
forget to visit the absurd archive - click here |
http://totallyabsurd.com/bulletproofbuttocks.htm (Internet on a CD, 07/1998)
