| Look, up in the
sky, it’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s Bat Boy! Able to leap tall speed
bumps in a single bound, our super hero and his helmet-like hair scare the horse hockey
out of common criminals. But all kidding aside, this is the goofiest looking outfit
we’ve seen in ages. |
Our happy hero
has mastered the wind and simply needs to flap his mechanical wings to make in-line
skating a breeze.
P.S. For more absurd patents, don't
forget to visit the absurd archive - click here |
http://totallyabsurd.com/batboy.htm (Internet on a CD, 07/1998)
