Thanks to John M. Ward for these little beauts, if there are any others that you can think of the please mail me at WWW@nucleus.demon.co.uk, and i'll see that they are added to the list.
PC Primitive Contraption CGA Completely Grotty Adaptor EGA Extremely Ghastly Adaptor VGA Virtually Getting on for Acceptable .BAT Botch file .COM Collapse On Miachaelangelo's birthday AT Archaic Techniques MCA Might Crash Alarmingly IBM I've a Brain Malfunction DOS Dodgy Over-hyped and Stupid FAT Futile Attempt at Tracking files BIOS Buggy, Inadequate & Odd System
Here are some more (courtesy of Ashiq A. Khan)
SVGA Slightly Visible Grotty Adaptor MCA Might Crash (yet) Again .INI Initiate a Never-ending Instruction PC Pretty Cheap
And another one thanks to AnArchist !
C ommon R eference A rdware P latform