"640 K ought to be enough." - Bill Gates
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(DOS + WINDOWS + A.T.M.) < OS/2 2.0!
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Air conditioned environment - Do not open windows.
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Bugs come in through windows.
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Scanning for viruses...WINDOWS FOUND! Please Remove.
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DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something.
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Double you hard drive space!  Delete windows!
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Friends don't let friends use windows.
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How do you make windows go faster?  Throw it harder!
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I don't do windows.
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I love running windows.  NOT!
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I smashed a window,  and saw OS/2!
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If you want it done right,  forget microsoft.
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If windows sucked,  it would be good for something.
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MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile.
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OS/2: Your brain.  WINDOWS: Your brain on drugs.
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The sad thing about windows bashing,  is it is all true!
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To whom the gods destroy,  they first teach windows.
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Turn your 486/66 into a gameboy!  Type WIN at the C:\>
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WindowError:001 Windows loaded.  System in danger.
WindowError:002 No error . . . yet.
WindowError:003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is in every program.
WindowError:004 Erronious error,  Nothing wrong.
WindowError:005 Multitasking Attempted.  System confused.
WindowError:006 Maliciouse Error. Desqview found on system.
WindowError:007 System Price Error.  Inadequate money spent.
WindowError:008 Broken Window.  Watch for glass fragments.
WindowError:009 Horrible bug encountered.  God knows what has happend.
WindowError:00A Inadequate disk space.  50 Meg Reqd.
WindowError:00B Reserved for future mistakes
WindowError:00C Nonexistent error.  This can't be happening.
WindowError:00D Keyboard locked.  Try anything you can think of.
WindowError:00E Unrecoverable Error.  System Destroyed.
WindowError:00F User Error.  It's not our fault!  It's Not!  It's Not!
WindowError:010 Operating system overwritten.  Terribly sorry.
WindowError:011 Illegal Error.  DON'T GET THIS ERROR.
WindowError:012 Unable to figure out own code.  System crashed.
WindowError:013 Timing error.  Please Wait.  And wait... And wait...
WindowError:014 Reserved for future mistakes
WindowError:015 Error recording Error codes.  All remainging errors lost.
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Windows 3.1 - The best $89 solitare game you can buy!
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Windows,  Training wheels for OS/2
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Windows = Turn a 386/25 into a 4.77 MHZ XT
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Windows is a pane.
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Windows NT - From the makers of windows 3.0.  HAHAHAHAHA
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Windows NT?  New technology?  I don't think so.
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Windows.  From the makers of EDLIN.
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Windows?  Homy don't play that.
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Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
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Windows?  WINDOWS?!? Hahahahahahehehehehohohohoho
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Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions.
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Do anyone has Winmine without Windows ?
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Multitasking = Multiproblems
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DiskSwap = 14 MB lost by DBLspace
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Open your window and... Go to hell !!!
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THE LAST JOKE:
                WINDOWS !!!
                   Bill Gates
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