Sometimes however, a crazed ex-hippie gets involved and takes the chance of lowering prices on his/her own. Take for example the PixelExpress 2400 24-bit color scanner for $399. This scanner shares the same engine, software, and warranty as a scanner with a similar name sold by a certain $2 billion hardware manufacturer. (If you browse through this catalog you may find another 24-bit, 3-pass scanner advertised for $479. A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse.)
We've got 300 PixelExpress 2400's coming from Taiwan and will be shipping them by December 30th. Call and reserve yours: 800 749-3966. These scanners carry the same 30-day "no whining" money-back guarantee, as well as the manufacturer's one year guarantee.
Note to Dr. No:
Copies of certain videotapes and polaroids have been left in my attorney's safe, and with the editor of the National Inquirer, with instructions to take the appropriate actions should I suffer any kind of "accident."