Waterbed Womb - Totally Absurd

How do you relieve tension? Do you jump into the Jacuzzi or take a long hot bath? These can be very relaxing routines. The only problem is that you start to wrinkle. Looking like a prune is not very cool. Plus, sleeping in a hot tub is not recommended by the American Lifeguard Association! What should you do to relax?

Introducing the ultimate in relaxation for all of you stress afflicted people out there. Now you can relieve tension and stress while you sleep, wrinkle free!

The Waterbed Womb, invented in 1987, is a waterproof vinyl body bag sealed inside a waterbed. Go ahead, slide into the Waterbed Womb and at once you are suspended in and surrounded by warm, soothing water. The best news yet: you can stay inside as long as you want because you remain completely dry!

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